"Honey," the wife suddenly poked her husband. "What gift are you getting me on Facebook for Valentine?"
"Huh?" Husband took his eyes of Nelly Furtado on CSI and looked at his wife. "Facebook? Gifts? Valentine?"
"Well," the wife put on her 'hurt-but-can-be-mollified' look. "Facebook has all these 'gifts' that you can give to your valentine, and it will show up on their profile."
"Oh, I see." Husband nodded. "How much are these gifts?"
"Oh, must everything be about money to you?" The wife pouted.
Husband quickly logged on to Facebook and saw he had one free gift to give. Thanking God for Facebook, he selected a Teddy bear and placed it on his wife's profile.
[3 minutes later]
"Husband?" Wife's voice now had the 'I-need-something' tone.
"Look at my friend Baki. She got three gifts. And I have only ONE."
"Oh, great." Husband was slowly beginning to regret the day he joined Facebook.
[10 minutes later]
"Wife?" Husband had a puzzled tone to his voice. "Where is MY gift?"
"Oh," Wife now had her 'I-am-so-cute' smile. "You know my friend Madiha, who is single? She was soooo lonely, I felt so bad for her. So I gave her my gift. You know I loooooooooove you right?"
Madiha's profile now had seven gifts, all from girls: "Here you are my choooopooooos! My chinkie pinkie! My gulab jamun!"
Meanwhile, the single guys who should be giving Madiha gifts are having great fun, giving gifts to EACH OTHER.
"Here's something you wanted for a long time," Wrote Taufeeq to Adnan. A rainbow colored chocolate box was the gift. "I know you wanted to come out of the closet for a long time haha".
"Dumbass!" Was Adnan's response. "Here's something you need. Haha."
A roll of toilet paper was Adnan's return gift.
Oh Facebook! What have thee done to us?