I decide to teach Random White Canadian (RWC) something about cricket.
"Hey look, Canada is in the Cricket World Cup."
"Oh, ya?" RWC's interest is piqued. "When does it start?"
"March 13." I reply. "Canada is in Group C, with England, New Zealand and Kenya."
"Are we any good?" RWC's next question cuts to the point.
"Well, sure." I answer. "I am hoping we can cause an upset against England."
"Hmm." RWC pauses for a moment. Suddenly he has a light bulb moment.
"Wait, wait." He tries to recollect, "didn't we cause an upset in the last world cup?"
"Yes, yes." I desperately try to cut him off. "Look, this server is going down."
"Now, who did we beat?" RWC scratches his chin as I desperately wish I had stuck to discussing why the Maple Leafs suck. His eyes go big and he snaps his fingers.
"Wait, it was BANGLADESH who we beat last time!" He looks at me. "Is Bangladesh a good team?"
"Did you hear me? This server is going DOWN!"