Daughter: "So, mom, NEVER comment on ANY of my Facebook pictures again, please!"
Mom: "But all I did was say how lovely you are looking!"
Daughter: "So. Embarrassing."
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Friend 1: "So, did you bring any CDs for the drive? It's gonna take at least a couple of hours."
Friend 2: "Well, I have some Bollywood remixes in the car..."
Friend 1: "Hmmph! Bollywood remixes - what are they? A romantic lovely song periodically punctured by the sound of a gun being fired."
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Have I told you how much I HATE people talking in the washroom? So I am in the stall at the mall doing my thing when this tall
"So," He turns to me, while clearly starting his business, "waiting to see the Lebron James announcement tomorrow?"
"Who?" I asked him.
[a moment of pause. time slows down. birds chirp in slow motion]
"Er," He tried to continue the conversation with clearly-not-in-the-mood-to-talk me. "You don't watch the NBA, do you?"
"No," I replied. "I am not too much into hockey."
The rest of the short washroom vigil was finished in pleasant silence.
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"...A romantic lovely song periodically punctured by the sound of a gun being fired." LOL
And most of these remixes are sung by people who can't sing.
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"You don't watch the NBA, do you?"
"No," I replied. "I am not too much into hockey."
Hahaha! Nice, Mezba!
That was funny! :)Haha!
Poor guy though,I mean the NBA thing:) But if he were to talk to you somewhere else about it,would you join in?
I think I would be intimidated by the tall black man of African-Canadian origin in the washroom stall next to me.....
NBA - National Baseball Association?
Just kidding.
The last one is the best :D
"No," I replied. "I am not too much into hockey."
hahahahah
@Nadia, I lament the fact that Bollywood is now so proud to have the 'answer' to Hollywood. I DON'T want Bollywood to be like Hollywood! I loved Indian movies the way they were!
And same goes for singers. Today a good voice comes second best to a slutty dressed woman. It's all gone downhill for the music scene in India. Which was the last good song I heard, that will still sound good 10 years later, can't even remember.
@Lat, haha sure of course I would join in. I like friendly people, just not in the bathroom!
@Dave, lol.
@Abu Pokemon, what about the National Bloggers' Association?
@Liya, :-)
@Shaz, the worse was once there was guy singing in the washroom at our gym while doing his thing. Perhaps I should have directed him to Bollywood!
LOL! If I don't feel like making a conversation(which doesn't make sense), I just act *bored/dumb*. LOL. Or better "English No say!!"
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Sf, lol!
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