Me: If Aaron and Khaled goes, and if Khaled is giving me a ride back, I will go. Otherwise if they can't go, but I am done my studies AND my paper, I will still go. Else I won't go.
Hena: Jeez, You are a computer programmer alright!
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So this newlywed friend of mine, R, dropped in from out of town with his wife. We hooked up with a bunch of other guys and went out for dinner. R was the youngest in our group of friends, and being the youngest and a student, while the rest of us were the working bunch, most of the time we treated R and never let him pay much. So today, R decided to treat us in honour of his newlywed status. He also did not want his new wife to know that this was the first time he was treating the group.
So he took out his gold VISA card, made us order a whole bunch of dishes, and with great pomp and show signed the bill and added a generous tip. It was all going so well for him too - until the over-friendly waitor came back and told him, "Sir, you need to sign the back of the credit card. It looks new, sir, have you never used it before?"
If looks could kill ...
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I go to the IT Help Desk.
"Hi, can you help me configure my laptop for the university wireless network?"
"Um," the guy behind the Help Desk replies. "We have this hour long information session we hold. You have to attend those."
"I don't have an hour." I told him. "It's just a simple thing, can you just take a look?"
"Sorry." He goes. "We can't help you individually. If we help you we have to help every body."
And I am thinking, "And you are called the Help Desk because ..."
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