When I was a kid, my biggest concern was whether Lion-O would complete the Anointment Trials to become the true Lord of the ThunderCats, or whether my sister was going to finish that last piece of chicken. Apparently, I did not know that Bollywood Indian movie kids on the other hand are very smart and keep up with what their parents are up to, even including details of their love life.
Of course, if you are under stress, haven't talked to your wife properly in months, always sniping and fighting with her, have monetary issues, and your child has a health problem, all it needs to solve ALL those issues is for your wife to ask you for sex.
Using innuendos of course, remember, you are still desi (brown).
I don't know why I cut the next scene - except perhaps because it has the name (almost!) of one of my favourate bloggers.
Well, if after all that (smart kid, horny hot wife, good job and house) you still want to commit adultery, it doesn't hurt that the other lady is oomph!-worthy. Where did you meet her? On "The Train" - hence the name of the movie.
Alas, the only time one hot young lady offered to pay my fare on the subway was ... let's see ... NEVER.
I mean, I even had the drunk-looking "I-am-so-hot" look that Emran Hashmi gives here.
I think my fast has already been lightened, to balance it I think I should go watch some movie that deals with Islamic stuff - you know - like The Kingdom.
Previously: Things I Learnt From The Movie Vivah