Message on Facebook from one girl on my list to another:
WHATS UPPPPPP Girl!!!!! You my shoozie poozie! We missed you last night, chick!!! Wheres our sexy pics of the makeout session lol!!!
PS. Come over tonight!!!! we r all going for the movie!!!!
PSS I LAUUUU U.. *muaaah*
Message on Facebook from one of my guy friends to another:
Yo dumbass!!! When are you going to return my DVDs? The 'boys' are coming over for the Raptors game.. 7 pm.. be there or be square.
PS. Bring food.
And finally, to go down the evolution ladder even further:
(You need to know Urdu)
Abeeey baaaeeeeeeeenchoo** *bleep* kaha margaya tu salaaa...*bleep* kamine *bleep**bleep*
Wanna go for the Legends game on March 3? Woh dono *bleep**bleep* bhi araha hai.
Phew! Had to do some censoring there. Though, to be honest, I have never understood the reason why "oh ye illegitimate child of one who has done action Jackson1 with his sister" is a term of endearment amongst some people!
1 (term "action Jackson" copyrighted by Samosa)