Vat is Cricket?
In the words of my uncle, Cricket is a vast conspiracy unleashed by the British Empire on their unsuspecting subjects. While the colonies wasted their time playing a game that required 5 days to finish, the British invented soccer (which took 90 minutes). Thus the decline of Eastern civilization can be attributed to the rising popularity of cricket.
Today, of course, we have reduced the game to last just 8 hours ONLY.
And NO, we do not know who is winning at hour # 7.
Vy Are Desis So Good At Cricket?
Cricket requires the batsman to hit the ball and run. The concept of hit-and-run comes naturally to us desis.
Vat Is An Over?
An over is 6 deliveries long. A bowler bowls 6 deliveries at the batsman. Then another bowler comes in. The time between this change of bowlers is the ONLY time you girls can talk to us guys watching the game. Suggested topics of conversation include "what toppings do you want on your pizza" and "do you want fries with that".
Vat Are Things To Avoid?
Girls, do not be corrupted by Western feminists that tell you the best way to bond with your man is to learn about his sport. We men do NOT want to teach you about cricket. We want to revel in your ignorance when the commentator says something like "That shot was better executed, but rather than dissecting the field, he managed to pick out the fielder at fine leg."
Statements by girls that can lead to broken marriages include, but are not limited to:
Cricket Statements That Sound Naughty But Are Not