Daughter: "So, mom, NEVER comment on ANY of my Facebook pictures again, please!"
Mom: "But all I did was say how lovely you are looking!"
Daughter: "So. Embarrassing."
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Friend 1: "So, did you bring any CDs for the drive? It's gonna take at least a couple of hours."
Friend 2: "Well, I have some Bollywood remixes in the car..."
Friend 1: "Hmmph! Bollywood remixes - what are they? A romantic lovely song periodically punctured by the sound of a gun being fired."
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Have I told you how much I HATE people talking in the washroom? So I am in the stall at the mall doing my thing when this tall
"So," He turns to me, while clearly starting his business, "waiting to see the Lebron James announcement tomorrow?"
"Who?" I asked him.
[a moment of pause. time slows down. birds chirp in slow motion]
"Er," He tried to continue the conversation with clearly-not-in-the-mood-to-talk me. "You don't watch the NBA, do you?"
"No," I replied. "I am not too much into hockey."
The rest of the short washroom vigil was finished in pleasant silence.
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