Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Name That Movie - Bollywood Edition

Geeki did the Hollywood version so I thought I would do the Bollywood version. This proved harder than I thought - hardly any memorable quotes are uploaded on IMDB.

Task: Pick 15 or so movies. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. Post them here for everyone to guess. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.

NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other searches.

Note: Where the character's name appears in the dialogue and is a dead give away, I replaced it with [Hero] or similarly as required.

Heroine: I love you?
Hero: Yes, I love you!
Heroine: You couldn't do that much?
Hero: No, unfortunatly I couldn't
Heroine: Thats a shame. We could have won.

Hero: When I dead... police coming. Police coming... 'budiya' going jail. In jail, the old hag will be grinding and grinding and grinding and grinding and grinding..

Hero: Dad, what did you have for breakfast?
Hero's Dad: I don't know... I don't remember her name.

Side Character: I'm going to leave, far from your life... bye
Heroine: Wait [Side Character]!
Side Character: [excitedly] Yes?
Heroine: Thankyou... Brother...
Side Character: [With a shocked look on his face, the theme tune of Hum Aapke Hai koun plays] Don't say anything else... BROTHER?
[gets in the car and drives off crying]
Side Character: Brother... she called me brother!

Hero: You gave me five minutes to talk, I finished in four and half minutes, that's 30 seconds profit. PROFIT!

Heroine: Say it.
Hero: What?
Heroine: What you've never said to me before.
Hero: That I love the kids and Tommy more than you?

Heroine: [Hero], do you know what day is tomorrow?
Hero: [opens his eyes desperately] What is it now?
Heroine: Tomorrow is my first Karwa Chaud. I want you to give me my first water after my fast
Hero: Hands off!

Hero: You are great... You are any man's best mate... You are very kind... You have the world's greatest mind... The whole world is your fan... I feel that you are definitely NOT a man!
Villain: W.w.WHAT?
Hero: A... ba... ba... ba... you're superman! superman!

Heroine: You are an unhappy man and will always be...
Hero: And you are beautiful woman and will always be.

Heroine: Do you walk on the path shown by Mahatma Gandhi?
Hero: Of course! I walk 3 miles everyday on Mahatma Gandhi Street.

Hero: Hey [Heroine]! There's only one house in the village with a neem tree in the yard. There's also a big field beside it. There's some chickens, two cows, and three goats. And I know whose house that is! It's mine, you silly girl! One thing before you go. Mother likes you, too!

Villain: Son of the pigs. They were 2 and you are 3. Still you came back. That too with empty hands. What were you thinking when you were coming back. Sardar will be happy and will give you a goodwill gesture. Hmmm...

Old Lady: Both father and son are incurable. They're hopeless! In fact, puthar, there is no hope!

Hero: You lost your husband and your home once because of me. I will make sure that you won't lose you son too. Laxman will not be harmed.
Old Lady: [Ram starts to leave] Ram? I want both my sons back.

Hero: I don't know what love is. Until now, I've never had good luck and have fallen in love with any of the ladies. I don't even know any ladies, forget about, falling in love with one.

Heroine: If you stay with me, what will your future be like tomorrow?
Hero: No matter what our future may be like, [Heroine], we'll make it beautiful together. But if you aren't with me, then I have no present, past or any future.

Police: Money and women. The reasons men make most mistakes in life. Looks like you've mixed up both.

Hero: Your glance is magic, Your body, fragrance! Whether you agree to it, or deny it, you are MINE [Heroine].

Hero: People say that when beautiful girls lie they become even more beautiful.

Heroine: Are you like checking me out?


Anonymous said...

#17 Slumdog Millionaire

#14 Main Hoon Na

Waseem said...

This is very tough cos its translated, and myhindi aint all that good but I know number 8 is andaz apna apna cos i love that movie

Anonymous said...

#6: HumTum
#7: Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
#14- Main Hoon Na
#15: Rab Ne bana Di Jodi

lol! I think I watch way too many movies!


Farah said...

#3 is KANK.
#4 is Duplicate
#11 is Lagaan

Anonymous said...

7.chori chori chupke chupke (well not completly sure, but I know is from a film i've seen and is the only name I remember haha)


Anonymous said...

7.chori chori chupke chupke (well not completly sure, but I know is from a film i've seen and is the only name I remember haha)


Bengali Muslimah said...

20. Dhoom 2

KiLLa said...

19 - salman khan said that isnt.. God knows which movie tho..

Anonymous said...

1. Kuch Kuch Hota hain
2. Sholay
7. Dilwale Dulhainiya Le Jayenge
11. Lagaan
14. Main Hoon Na
18. Darr
19. Mohabbatein

I wonder why I have a feeling you are a big Shah Rukh Khan fan Mezba.

Anonymous said...

1. kuch kuch hota hai
2. sholay
6. hum tum
7. dilwale dulhania le jayenge
8. andaz apna apna
10. lage raho munnabhai
11. lagaan
13. hum tum
14. main hoon na
15. rab ne bana di jodi
16. salaam e ishq
17. slumdog millionnaire
19. mohobbatein
20. dhoom 2

yes i wtch way tooo many movies...
i really wana know where no.9 is from!

Anonymous said...

1) Dil Mera Hai, Aur Tumhara

2) Tumhara Dil Hai Mera

3) Merai Dil mai tumhara Dil Hai

3) Mai Tum Hum Kal Nahi

4) Kal Nahi Nahi tum hum

5) Dil tumhara aaj, dil mera kal

6) Dil Ho, ya Na ho, Kal hai

7) Kal Ka dil nahi pakao

8) Aaj ka Dil, ussko bi mat Khao

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking, is 9 from Khabi alvida nah keh na?

mezba said...

For some reason this was more fun on facebook!

Thanks to all those who participated. The full answers are below.

1. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
2. Sholay
3. Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
4. Duplicate
5. Guru
6. Hum Tum
7. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
8. Andaz Apna Apna
9. Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
10. Lage Raho Munna Bhai
11. Lagaan
12. Sholay
13. Hum Tum
14. Main Hoon Na
15. Rab Ne Bana De Jodi
16. Salaam-e-Ishq
17. Slumdog Millionaire
18. Daar
19. Hum Aapke Hain Houn
20. Dhoom 2

Tazeen said...

holy shit, people really know their bollywood trivia

mezba said...

Tazeen: for some reason never underestimate the power of Bollywood!

Anonymous said...

LOL good ones. I got the srk ones, lagaan, munna bhai 2 and dhoom 2 :P


mezba said...

Athena: have the answers on my facebook.