Friday, May 09, 2008

If You Are Reading This ...

Dear C,

By the time you read this, I will have been long gone. I am sorry for doing this, but you have left me no choice. I know it will come as a bit of shock to you, especially because you have been such a materialistic self-absorbed bitch, but I am sorry - I just needed a change. I think you are pretty cool, but I just don't think we are right for each other.

First of all, I am compatible with Cancer and Leo, while you are cool with Capricon and Aquarius. I like long walks on the beach, you like making snowmen. I like action blockbusters, while you like Christmas feel-good movies. As for my favourite sport - do you even know what my favourite sport is?

This is not about you or about me "winning or losing", or about one of us being wrong - it is about two ways of being ... which do not fulfill each other, or go together. Though I had been open to having you visit with the thought that possibly we could 'try' again, after thinking about it a lot, I realize that it is not a good idea. I am very clear that we are not 'right' for each other.

Sincerely,

S.

Note: C = Canada, S = Summer.

11 comments:

mousehunter said...

Haha...this is awesome. IF it were true, I would be forced to move :(

Molly said...

are you moving then?

Molly said...

der... I just noticed that S= Summer.

sorry, I'm deficient today.

Em said...

Good one!

~W~ said...

This was brilliant. My mind went far away until I read the foot note.

Suroor said...

I really enjoyed this post!

mezba said...

Hi all,

thanx for the comments.. Hopefully C and S can work things out between them and get back together, soon!

Molly said...

its almost halfway into may and only 62 for a high.

&$^# it.

Anonymous said...

Are you moving?? Dubai eh?? ;)
That's the love hate relationship we have with winter here in Canada. sf

Safiyyah said...

Oh you! You had me going for a moment!

ZenDenizen said...

Astrological humor, love it!